Upon passing initial tests they are prepared for Only rocks that have demonstrated a strong capacity for learning and obedience are allowed to wear the name PET ROCK. They are then examined for congenital defects prior to intelligence evaluations. PET ROCKS are found with the aid of a specially-trained Rock Hound. PET ROCKS descend in one unbroken line that can be traced back to the beginning of time and even farther. Their ancestors can be found amongst the rubble of the pyramids the cobblestone streets of ancient European cities the Great Wall of China. They descend from a long line of famous rocks. Your PET ROCK didn't come out of any old rock pile, you know! There is nothing common about genuine, pedigreed PET ROCKS. When you own a PET ROCK you never have problems with leash law violations, you'll never have to clean up nasty messes, and your pet will never keep you and the neighbors awake at night. A PET ROCK is perfect for people who hate animals, are allergic to animals, or who are not allowed to keep animals. Once you have transcended the awkward training stage your rock will mature into a faithful, obedient, loving pet with but one purpose in life-to be at your side when you want it to, and to go lie down when you don't. Rocks enjoy a rather long life span so the two of you will never have to part-at least not on your PET ROCK's account. Your PET ROCK will be a devoted friend and companion for many years to come. It will remain on the paper until you remove it. The rock will know what the paper is for and will require no further instruction. NOTE: If, when you remove the rock from its box it appears to be excited, place it on some old newspapers. After seventytwo hours have passed you may remove the rock from its box and begin enjoying your new pet. It takes most PET ROCKS exactly three days to acclimate themselves to their new surroundings. Some PET ROCK owners have found that the ticking of an alarm clock placed near the box has a soothing effect especially at night. It is advised that you set the box in an area of your home that is to become your PET ROCK'S "special place". While you may look in on your new pet from time to time, it is essential that you leave your rock in its box for a few days. Your new rock is a very sensitive pet and may be slightly traumatized from all the handling and shipping required in bringing the two of you together. IMPORTANT: DO NOT REMOVE YOUR PET ROCK FROM ITS BOX BEFORE READING ITEM 1 IN THIS BOOKLET. CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the owner of a genuine, pedigreed PET ROCK.
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